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This is what it's like inside My Head.
wheres-margo:

I hope this is readable (if it’s not I’ll reupload). I got handed this by a policeman outside of a tube station the other week and I think it’s an important bit of information that should be shared, especially as this blog reaches a lot of people in London who will use public transport

wheres-margo:

I hope this is readable (if it’s not I’ll reupload). I got handed this by a policeman outside of a tube station the other week and I think it’s an important bit of information that should be shared, especially as this blog reaches a lot of people in London who will use public transport

(via youknowyourebritishwhen)

jinglejanglehatter:

so my roommate often talks in his sleep

normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences

but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly

"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”

At least it wasn’t vajazzle….

(Source: loverlymadhatter, via uniquepersonality)

poopflow:

after learning about transphobia and misogyny and etc its so uncomfortable to be around any person thats not educated on these issues in real life  

(via shittknife)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via dysfunctiocerebri)